It is four in the morning. I am awake. And the chances of me getting back to sleep soon? Not good.
After all, I am currently huddled under my blankets, typing with my ears peeled for suspicious noises. Because that is what happens to me when I am awakened by a horrible dream.
It is not very fun.
So, in my hour of need/terror, I remembered you guys. Because I have not posted in a while, and I have never, ever seen a movie where someone was murdered while writing a blog post.
Please do not write that movie.
In case it is one of my followers who wants to kill me, let me just say that I'm sorry I haven't been posting. I'm SORRY, okay? There's this little thing called housework. I have been doing it. And NaNoWriMo started yesterday. And I have had ideas, but all of them were rather too complex for my tastes. Fortunately, Someone-Wants-Me-Dead is not complex. I can write a post now.
I sure hope it's not my NaNo ML who's hunting me, because I DID get my 1,667 done yesterday. I did, I did.
So now it's your turn. Have you ever hidden under your covers at an ungodly hour, scared to death of something you ought to know is not a threat? Please tell. Also, please come over to my house and turn on all the lights so I can get out of bed. Also, someone please get my friend Stephanie. She's the only one who can see the assassin. Goodnight (morning?) all. I think I will still be alive at sunrise. Probably.
P.S. I hope someone saves me soon, because I really need to pee.
P.P.S. This all comes from watching detective shows. Curse you, Lisa. Curse you.
P.P.P.S. Maybe I should just watch another episode of Psych while I can't sleep ... *facepalm*
Update: I am, indeed, still alive. Turns out some of the scary noises I heard were actually my sister, who was also awake and terrified of dangerous things lurking in the house (although hers were zombies.) It must be a sign.
Ah, c'mon. You know you love Pysch. Iz a good thing I introduced you to it.
ReplyDeleteAlso, I do indeed have a 'freaking out over something from a dream in the middle of the night' moment. Halloween night, we stayed up watching this show, Ghost Adventures. Normally, that show is laughable. But that night, I guess I got spooked out, because I woke up thinking the blinking light on my smoke detector was a ghost orb. Took me several minutes of glaring at the light from under my covers to regain my logic and realize what it really was. :P
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