Sarah Hudson's first word was 'ball,' but she quickly realized she had no future in sports and filled the void by reading insatiably. It was only a matter of time until this devolved into a chronic writing problem. These days, she can usually be found lying on the couch, madly tapping away on her keyboard and wondering when she last had dinner. In her spare time, she likes to sleep.
The Characteristically-Rambling Version:
[COMING SOON] [ISH]
[IN THE MEANTIME, HAVE A PICTURE OF ME DRESSED AS A PRINCESS, EATING MAC AND CHEESE AND DRINKING CARBONATED BEVERAGES.]
[AND HERE IS A PICTURE IN WHICH HARRY POTTER IS COOLER THAN YOU.]
[NOW YOU KNOW MY ENTIRE LIFE STORY, AND NO LONGER NEED TO READ A LENGTHY BIO. YOU ARE WELCOME. HAVE A NICE DAY. *shoves fries at you and slams window shut*]